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We win in a Schvartzeoff |
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| Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:50 AM | |
| Latest Articles | Morty Rabinovitzski |
When it comes to the negro race, some things are a given. When compared to the average white man, the average black man is undoubtedly cooler, faster and smoother with the ladies. When you compare black republicans to black democrats, the republicans win hands down.
The Head Schvartze in Charge of the republican party is clearly Colin Powell. He's got swagger, muscle and brains. He puts O'Commie to shame. Unfortunately, he was too smart to run for pres. Then we have Condi Rice. She's so hot Muammar Gaddafi dedicated his porn room to her.
Last but not least we have Herman Cain. Herman Cain made press today when he told a crowd at the University of Florida that he would have a "substantial lead" over President Barack Obama if we had made him our nominee. And we agree.
The "Godfather" of the republican party, Cain would have offered more than his charm, good looks and adulterous behavior to the campaign. His plan to put Americans back to work included the reopening of thousands of Godfather's Pizza restaurants so that the middle class could get back to work with honest jobs making minimum wage plus tips. Not to leave out the rich, he would have offered free pizza delivery to select zip codes where people can afford to tip.
This math adds up: Colin + Condi + Herman > O'Loser + Michelle his wife + the entire welfare rolls of New York, New Jersey and Mississippi
Rasin' Cain would have won! Any questions? I didn't think so!
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