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We deliver, Romney fails

Morty Rabinovitzski
Posted on Nov 13 2012 at 1:04 PM
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HoustonRepublican.com should take pride in what we did to help secure Romney a victory in Texas. After all, we delivered 38 electoral votes to the Rominator which should have put him well on his way to victory. It's his fault he lost, not ours. 

Now that O'Commie has won four more years to lead our country, let's try to take a positive look at the country. O'Immigrant is half white. (Glass 53% full) That is better than having an all black president.  He may really be from Hawaii (just kidding).

He may be a Muslim, but he attends a Christian church. John Boehner didn't cry. I am so tired of that little bitch crying all of the time. 

O'Commie-care covers republicans, too.  Republicans with pre-existing conditions can now get health insurance.  

The stock market has tumbled giving us the opportunity to purchase stocks at a discount to give to our kids for Chanukah or Christmas. 

The portion of the Republican Party that are included in the "47%" (seniors, veterans, poor people who believe that their GED will somehow turn them into millionaires) will continue to receive medicare, VA benefits and food stamps. 

And the best thing about the O'Zambian victory – we never again have to hear from Mitt Romney.  He and his Mormon family of morons can go back to Utah, Detroit, Massachusetts or wherever they are from and refrain from drinking coffee or alcoholic beverages, and stop everyone from smoking cigarettes or marijuana and continue wearing magic underpants and praying to Joseph Smith as the second coming of Jesus Christ. 

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

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By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 11:03 AM
Yes, First, we must do a better job of convincing the younger people coming behind us, that all the money they paid into the Social Security insurance program for approximately 45 years, is not really theirs. We must continue calling it a “government handout”, so they will not think they are entitled to it, (like we do).
Second, the public must not realize that the reason Social Security is no longer there is, we have stolen it. Remember, always refer to it as government welfare for lazy people. We can not tell them that we robbed the S.S. fund with government contracts to cronies - like Ronnie Ray Gun's Starwars program, - (needed to shoot down hundreds of terrorist missiles they may have developed in underground silos around the world we are unaware of).
Third, the serfs must not find out that the congressional lackeys we funded are doling out billions of their tax dollars to us in military contracts to build more unneeded tanks and nukes to go with the 7,000 plus we already have. The public must not find out that we used the military as a private war machine, to invade other countries and steal their oil, (unsuccessfully). By the way, this is why we need a stronger military. So next time we can win against the heavily armed rag heads (and their advanced box cutters, used (world war 2) single shot, open site rifles and 5 gallon gas cans with extra large capacity butane lighters). Our military budget is equal to the next 20 largest countries in the world combined. It should be at least thirty times greater, to deter anyone wanting to spend their countries wealth on such a wonderful cause (rather than foolishness like education, human health and happiness, peace, tolerance, none of which have any place in the mind of a true evangelical Christian).
We need more corporate welfare. Like buying billionaires new baseball and football stadiums with the public's money and then charging the public $200 per seat to attend the game in the stadium the public built for the owner.
One final thought. I talked with Romney/Ryan personally, the first thing they promised to do if elected, was to allow anyone with money off shore to bring it back into the U.S. without paying any taxes!! That would have spurred the economy. I would have hired several yard and pool men. And several servants to wash my boat. (don't worry,I would not want to spoil them so I was planning to pay them as contract labor and not have to pay minimum wage, or benefits)You know, a RIGHT to WORK STATE, but not a right to be paid a fair wage. But, this has all been ruined by Osama Obama.
My question is this.
How did those lazy people out work us and winn the election without cheating? How did they out smart the white man? How could God's race lose? God could not win even when we are cheating to help him? Why does he need us to cheat to win, I thought he was able to win without cheating. We were suppressing the vote and deceiving the public about which day to vote, holding up voting lines, purging the voting records. Putting people in jail under false claims to get felonies so they could never vote again, and they still win. We carry the racists south every year, what is wrong?
Christian values By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 12:44 PM
Great article.
I could not agree more. My grandfather was right, he told me he knew America was going to the dogs the day women were allowed to vote. He said “whats next, Latinos, Blacks, Arabs and then Jews?” I do not care if we lose their vote, they are not supposed to be able to vote anyway. God put the white MAN in charge and God will punish this nation until we come back to his teachings. All we hear now from the typical liberal male wimp is equal pay for women, equal rights for all citizens, and the right for employees to organize for fair pay and treatment in the work place. We were so much better off before Johnson passed the 1964 civil rights act.
I had a wise friend tell me once, and I have been living by it ever since, that “women need a mans firm discipline and control, otherwise they will try to think on their own, and nothing could be worse for the family structure and our high moral Christian values only found in the Republican party.
Liberal “men” are such wimps, tennis, yard darts, golf, … when are they going to be real men? I've been hunting pigs with a pocket knife since I was 8 years old. Deer hunting with a double barrel 12 gauge since 6, and I bet no wimpy liberal has ever french kissed a wild pig in the butt after they shoot him like we do.
My last piece of advise is, wise up, do like I did. I bought 2 acres in the woods, moved a 1956 model, 12 foot long 6 foot wide travel trailer in and set it on blocks. Dug a 6 foot deep 2 foot wide hole for an outhouse. I get my water free, I load two, 3 gallon water buckets from the gas station hydrant at night 8 miles up the road. I thought about solar panels (for about 1 minute) and bought a gas generator for light, because there is no global warming, it is all a liberal hoax (trust me, I am way too smart to fall for anything a liberal says). I plan to move my wife and 3 kids out there next month and start some home schoolin so they can get a real education
why do people have such disrespect forTed Nugent, and call him a tuff taking coward? He would be the first to fight to defend America. By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 1:10 PM
In 2006, an interviewer from the British newspaper The Independent questioned Ted Nugent about a 1977 interview in High Times magazine[65] in which Nugent admitted taking elaborate steps to avoid the Vietnam draft.[57] In the interview Nugent says, contrary to the story in High Times, that "I had a 1Y [student deferment]. I enrolled at Oakland Community College.". However, the Selective Service classification for student deferment is actually 2-S, and medical deferment is 1-Y. A copy of Nugent's Selective Service record shows that he had at separate times both a 1-Y medical deferment and 2-S student deferment, .[66] "... if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd kill all the hippies in the foxholes ... I would have killed everybody," he told the Detroit Free Press in an interview published July 15, 1990.
UNKNOWN IS COOL By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 3:34 PM
identify yourself unknown..you rock!
You never know, unknown could be your neighbor !! By Unknown on Nov 13 2012 at 8:17 PM
how about this?
I heard a great sermon at the Sunday morning pancake social, (I hate that word social)
But, anyway, … the pastor (after passing the plate and asking for handouts from all the elderly, poor and disabled in the congregation), said, that God never told us to care for the poor, sick, disabled and elderly, if he wanted them to have money, food or medicine he would have given it to them himself. He said that we were never told to be like Christ. He said if God wanted them to have nice things like the millionaires and the pastor, he would have made them rich too. He said we don't need government at all. He said what we need is more churches as long as they are not Catholic, Presbyterian, Methodists, Mormon, or Jewish, …. only evangelical fundamentalists. He said, we do not know what a person may have done to deserve poverty or disease, but if they had worked like he had, they would be rich and healthy also. Therefore we must conclude they are undeserving and will only become dependent and lazy if we help them. It is in the Bible. The inerrant word of God. It means exactly what it says and it says what it means. The pastor said everyone will go to hell that is for pooling our money to help people. It is a socialist agenda that is straight from Hell. He suggested that all the people in the congregation give their Social Security checks to the church on the 1st of every month or risk going to hell. I know he is telling the truth, he was speaking in tongues and healing the sick at the end of the sermon. I saw it with my own eyes. I know what you may be thinking but, there is no way the republican party or the Christian church have ulterior financial motives to dupe their followers, because they are Gods chosen race and political party. It is in the Bible. Don't forget ... democrats are the hateful selfish people not republicans.
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