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We deliver, Romney fails

Morty Rabinovitzski
Posted on Dec 13 2018 at 11:34 AM
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HoustonRepublican.com should take pride in what we did to help secure Romney a victory in Texas. After all, we delivered 38 electoral votes to the Rominator which should have put him well on his way to victory. It's his fault he lost, not ours. 

Now that O'Commie has won four more years to lead our country, let's try to take a positive look at the country. O'Immigrant is half white. (Glass 53% full) That is better than having an all black president.  He may really be from Hawaii (just kidding).

He may be a Muslim, but he attends a Christian church. John Boehner didn't cry. I am so tired of that little bitch crying all of the time. 

O'Commie-care covers republicans, too.  Republicans with pre-existing conditions can now get health insurance.  

The stock market has tumbled giving us the opportunity to purchase stocks at a discount to give to our kids for Chanukah or Christmas. 

The portion of the Republican Party that are included in the "47%" (seniors, veterans, poor people who believe that their GED will somehow turn them into millionaires) will continue to receive medicare, VA benefits and food stamps. 

And the best thing about the O'Zambian victory – we never again have to hear from Mitt Romney.  He and his Mormon family of morons can go back to Utah, Detroit, Massachusetts or wherever they are from and refrain from drinking coffee or alcoholic beverages, and stop everyone from smoking cigarettes or marijuana and continue wearing magic underpants and praying to Joseph Smith as the second coming of Jesus Christ. 

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

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Christian values By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 12:44 PM
Great article.
I could not agree more. My grandfather was right, he told me he knew America was going to the dogs the day women were allowed to vote. He said “whats next, Latinos, Blacks, Arabs and then Jews?” I do not care if we lose their vote, they are not supposed to be able to vote anyway. God put the white MAN in charge and God will punish this nation until we come back to his teachings. All we hear now from the typical liberal male wimp is equal pay for women, equal rights for all citizens, and the right for employees to organize for fair pay and treatment in the work place. We were so much better off before Johnson passed the 1964 civil rights act.
I had a wise friend tell me once, and I have been living by it ever since, that “women need a mans firm discipline and control, otherwise they will try to think on their own, and nothing could be worse for the family structure and our high moral Christian values only found in the Republican party.
Liberal “men” are such wimps, tennis, yard darts, golf, … when are they going to be real men? I've been hunting pigs with a pocket knife since I was 8 years old. Deer hunting with a double barrel 12 gauge since 6, and I bet no wimpy liberal has ever french kissed a wild pig in the butt after they shoot him like we do.
My last piece of advise is, wise up, do like I did. I bought 2 acres in the woods, moved a 1956 model, 12 foot long 6 foot wide travel trailer in and set it on blocks. Dug a 6 foot deep 2 foot wide hole for an outhouse. I get my water free, I load two, 3 gallon water buckets from the gas station hydrant at night 8 miles up the road. I thought about solar panels (for about 1 minute) and bought a gas generator for light, because there is no global warming, it is all a liberal hoax (trust me, I am way too smart to fall for anything a liberal says). I plan to move my wife and 3 kids out there next month and start some home schoolin so they can get a real education
why do people have such disrespect forTed Nugent, and call him a tuff taking coward? He would be the first to fight to defend America. By Unknown on Nov 12 2012 at 1:10 PM
In 2006, an interviewer from the British newspaper The Independent questioned Ted Nugent about a 1977 interview in High Times magazine[65] in which Nugent admitted taking elaborate steps to avoid the Vietnam draft.[57] In the interview Nugent says, contrary to the story in High Times, that "I had a 1Y [student deferment]. I enrolled at Oakland Community College.". However, the Selective Service classification for student deferment is actually 2-S, and medical deferment is 1-Y. A copy of Nugent's Selective Service record shows that he had at separate times both a 1-Y medical deferment and 2-S student deferment, .[66] "... if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd kill all the hippies in the foxholes ... I would have killed everybody," he told the Detroit Free Press in an interview published July 15, 1990.
“Den Juden an By Unknown on Jan 19 2017 at 4:41 PM
“Den Juden an si#12#822h;&c8&30; OMG! Es wäre lustig, wenn es nicht so hirnverbrannt wäre.Rassist ist man ja auch erst, wenn man einen in weiße Bettlaken gehüllten Lynchmob anführt.
The voice of By Unknown on Jan 23 2017 at 10:07 AM
The voice of ratnioality! Good to hear from you.

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