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Ticked-off Toby no Tool

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Nov 04 2018 at 2:00 PM
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Whoa, Toby! Step easy, My Man. I know it inflames anybody's "peeps" whenever one's own gets picked off by a member of another race, but usually the old ethnic slate gets cleared real fast. Remember that when OJ sawed off his wife's white head with a butcher knife the jury let him go in order to rectify hundreds of years of black oppression, and of course because one of the investigating cops had used the N word one time. So these race deals always have a way of working themselves out amicably to even the score.

As for Rachel getting "picked on," I think those "cracker" lawyers were just doing their jobs, or "they jobs," if you prefer. The big, beautiful hippo girl just happened to be of a different race than her interrogators.

Now, as for anyone calling you a token, we've made it clear here at from day one that you are most decidedly NOT a token, that we love you in spite of your ethnicity. We remain blissfully blind to your blackness. We love you, Toby.

btw: We've been keeping the malt liquor in the office refrigerator on the top shelf to keep it as cold as you like it, and I got a fresh carton of Salems in my desk, so come on by. Peace, brother.