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Toby Thomas
Posted on Apr 10 2018 at 4:09 PM
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I be thinking bout Donnie Trump humpin Hillary Cliton or pumpin right crosses into old Bernie Sanderson red face. That be some funny shit, Don wild hair flying while Hillary be screamin, not sure fo pain or pleasure cause that bitch look like she like pain. Bern dog don't take no standing eight, he just go down and never get up again. After way he be bitch slapping Henry Kissingher last night that old boy who killed him a couple million gooks be thinking same thing. Don't get on no airplane with Bernie after that shit last night, whoa!

You know Trump  be best man fo the big job. Black peoples need to know I behind Trump 110 percent, so they back him too.

Barack didn't do black folks no favors. He make peoples buy insurance and keep on sending brothers to fight arabia.

So here's a wrap song I be writin for Don Trump, just a first draf, so don't worry about it. Maybe MC Hammond be pickin this shit up, use it to resrect his career. He be wearin them muthafuckin parachute pants, all shiney hip hoppin, jumpin all over the stage singing this shit. dig it fool

Bernie gonna Mao Tse Tongue your ass

Don't think that shit won't come to pass.

Them commies they take everything

they share you mama's wedding ring

they cut they nose to spite they face

they wreck what's left of your whole race.

While Trump be sippin Courvosier

He Jersey cool and come to play

Bernie fool he come to take

you hard earned riches, there go the bitches

So I be dreamin of Trump when I take a dump

I dreamin of Trump pumpin Hilly old rump

you gotta take your dump and pump for Trump

Dump and pump for Trump, chump

Dump and pump for Trump


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