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Obama's Isaac outed by Rush

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 10:31 AM
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Conservative Republican cheerleader extrordinaire Rush Limbaugh has FINALLY outed the National Weather Service as the subversive Liberal tool we at houstonrepublican.com have always known it was. Rush Limbaugh knows the truth!

It's ludicrous that Mr. Rush Limbaugh makes a paltry $50 million per year for giving us such shiney pearls of wisdom as this latest salvo against the lecherous left. He knows Obama likely used executive fiat to order Isaac to bear down on the Republicans sequestering in Florida. Rush has previously also outed weatherunderground.com as the communist organization we all know it is. He has also wisely intimated we need to shut down that free service and find a way to make citizens pay for their weather reports. We need citizens less dependent on government and more beholden to private corporations. 

Personally, I am already heavily invested in several weather-modification operations worldwide, but they haven't all yet born fruit. For the short term at least, we need to heed Rush's lead and find a way to privatize more government services in order to make citizens pay for them. Rush us to victory, Rush! All these freeloaders not now paying for their weather reports or being blown to hell in Florida or Louisiana by an Obama-controlled hurricane need to be taught a little lesson about capitalism. Your bold conspiracy theory which you wisely announced five times is not a conspiracy theory is a great way to start!

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