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No Coke, Pepsi

Morty (Rabbi) Rabinovitzski
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:39 AM
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No Coke, Pepsi 

Mitt "The Schnoz" Romney visited the Jewish Capitol of the Southeast on Monday – Miami, Florida.  Every retired New York transplant turned up their hearing aids and fluffed their toupees in anticipation. 

But instead of coming by the JCC for some bagels, lox and cheese, CBS News reported that the first stop on the Romney bus tour was El Palacio de los Jugos, a Cuban restaurant.  

First of all, I don't have anything personally against Cubans. It's not their fault they are a bunch of commie pinko bastards who let the Russians bring nuclear missiles into their country to threaten us with thermo-nuclear war.  But Romney wasn’t just pandering to these raft monkeys. 

Mitt “White Line” Romney was there to get some seriously needed street cred.  El Palacio is owned Republican supporter Reinaldo Bermudez.  Bermudez, found guilty of one count of conspiracy to distribute cocaine in 1999, served three years in federal prison.  Romney ordered a Pepsi but Reinaldo responded by saying "We only sell coke!"

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