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USA vs. China Women's Volleyball

C. Wadsworth
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:50 AM
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I'm getting a tingle in my sin pole watching our red blooded American wimmenfolk open up a can of Whoop Ass on the Red Devil Bitches from China. Our team has the perfect American balance of buxom blondes and big boned black women. We even have a player named Destiny Hooker. I swear I met her in New Orleans a few months ago.

Meanwhile the Chinese chicks are a Commie combo of rejects from a Hello Kitty ad and buzz cut bull dykes who probably wetten Rachel Maddow's scissor-sister spot. Have these gooks even been given a gender test? I doubt it with names like Wang and Lei.

But the worst part is hearing these National Booster Commie (NBC) announcers say how "impressed we are with China." If they like these slant slit demon women so much, maybe they should broadcast from a Beijing sweatshop chained to their microphones. Why can't our commentators support our capitalist volley vixens? Probably because they want America to fail like their hero Barack Insane O'BallBoy. Well, if they can't put more jing in their jingoism, they should get the hell off my TV. Long Live US Olympic Glory!