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Modelling Secrets from Dr. Mengeli

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Posted on May 10 2014 at 2:14 PM
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She was the kind of girl you bring home to mother, if Mother is a dirty girl who likes yours that way. They say every woman's sitting on a million bucks and doesn't know it. This one knew it. She was built like a Vargas model, all curves and cool nerves in a gold lame' dress slit from mid thigh on one side down to delicate little feet slid into jeweled 4-inch mules that further accented her already absurdly high arches.

She sat with a nylonic swish and crossed and re-crossed her legs so slowly it was possible to see  her nude pantyhose were seamed only at the tips of her red painted toenails, and that the wavy red drapes did indeed match the carpet.

She flung back her head and laughed like Rita Hayworth playing Gilda, just as I had programmed her to do. . .

Hi, My name is Dr. Eugene Mengeli and yours isn't, but if you're a good Houston Republican I will be glad to share my modeling secrets.

If you would like to learn how to manufacturer your own eugenic dream doll, catch my new column at Houston Republican.com. I'll show you how to create the woman you deserve, and teach you how to avoid the pitfalls of this tremendously exciting but potentially dangerous experimentation with live carbon units. Do try this at home, but I advise that you read my tips first. The first several models I made were so charged with sexual dynamite they were impossible to control.

 

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