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Legitimate Rape cannot Impregnate

Morty (Rabbi) Rabinovitzski
Posted on Apr 11 2018 at 9:11 AM
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Republican Representative Todd Akin from Missouri brought the abortion debate to the front of the headlines on Sunday when he opposed abortion for all women, including those who were "legitimately raped."  This Pro-Life stance is sure to be applauded by all right-minded Americans. 

We all agree that abortion is wrong under any circumstances, even if the child was conceived due to rape or incest. According to Akin, it is wrong to punish the unborn child for the criminal acts of a third party regardless of the hardship and heartache it may bring to the woman who was "legitimately raped."  Akin  has medical proof that G-d designed the female body to prevent conception when the rape was legitimate.

"First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy after rape] is really rare," Akin told KTVI-TV.  "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."  

While we totally discount Darwin's theory of evolution as pure fancy and unproven conjecture, it appears that according to Rep. Akin, the female body has evolved to the point where it can recognize when it has been "legitimately raped" and shut down the conception process.  Frat boys beware, when a simple date rape or roofie rape occurs, your victim can still get pregnant as those instances are not classified as a "legitimate" rape.

Kobe Bryant, Ben Rothlesburger and the entire Duke Lacrosse Team, this means you guys, too. 

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