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In the Great Spirit of W, Inform!

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 10:19 AM
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Listening to Obama trumpet his health plan that is nothing more than an insurance-industry giveaway makes me long for our great leader of yesteryear, the last Houston Republican to hold the highest office. W now stands for "Weep." Our fearless leader is  sadly relegated to playing golf and opening museums to preserve his great legacy of literacy, taste, and decency. He who could so shrewdly hide the truth in plain sight in speech after speech in which he pretended to be a bumbling buffoon while simultaneously threatening and cajoling confused Americans everywhere ("You're either with us or against us.") was nothing shy of genius.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – George W. Bush, 5 August 2004

Though W now sits on the shelf, there's no reason not to keep the paranoia he fostered alive. We should all be constantly scared. Better yet: Terrified! If you are not constantly terrified and vigilant, there is something wrong with your patriotic fervor. Remember, 911 means emergency. We live in an endless state of emergency now. Do not relax for a moment or grow complacent. Enemies are everywhere thinking up new ways to harm our country and our people, like W said, and he was one of them – as he said – so he should know. Now, in the powerful spirit of the Great George W. Bush, please use this handy form to inform now!

Do your duty. If you know a Raghead, Liberal, Homo, Intellectual, Pacifist, Pro-Choicer, Feminazi, Vegetarian, Artist, Immigrant, Democrat, Academic, Conspiracy Theorist, Earth Cookie, Tree Hugger, Welfare Mother or Sand Negro, you need to inform the United States Department of Justice and have that person put on a watch list.

And remember: Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean there's not something, or someone, out there to get you. You're going to want to inform on your neighbors or friends before they inform on you. The rule in a police state is that those who will survive are the first to align with the armed authorities.

As all the inmates of the Village used to say on parting with No. 6:  "Be seeing you."

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