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Happy 2014

C. Wadsworth
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:38 AM
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Let me be the first here at Houston to wish you a prosperous 2014! Recently Jack O MAYOFF and I met for a relaxing masculine meal of beer and hot wings to plan our moves for 2014.

First, I assure everyone that we are planning extensive coverage of the 2014 Texas Primary Elections Tuesday March 4 up through the General Election on Tuesday November 4th, We both agreed we would do all in our power to destroy the chances of the wicked witch Wendy Davis to pollute our Governors Mansion with her estrogen (God knows hunky Rick Perry never did) as well as any radical referenda such as minimum wage laws that give our enslaved workers the right to a "living wage", the "Dream (NIGHTMARE) Act" that allows wetback litters access to our great state universities, and whatever other liberal drivel these Democrat dunces dump on the ballot. We also discussed a new enemies list in honor of one of our heroes, Richard Nixon.

My personal first nominee is that four eyed faggot Edward Snowden, the meat whistleblower who tried to ruin our sacred National Security Agency's glorious goal of data mining every phone call, email and web search of every American citizen as they continue their diligent work in protecting us from terrorist scum as they did so successfully in Boston in 2013. I only hope some Siberian babushka sodomizes Snowden with an IPhone dildo as he reclines in his cushy Russian dacha, slamming vodka and borscht like a 21st Century Benedict Arnold, Quisling or whoever your favorite hated traitor is. We also plan on performing a series of LIVE EVENTS in 2014.

And don't forget to buy our debut book at THE FINAL OUTRAGE: ELECTION 2012. We vow to keep Texas and America safe from the continued Commie corruption in the no longer White House and, indeed, that surrounds us like an invisible force field of fear. Happy New Year!