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Morty Rabinovitzski
Posted on Dec 13 2018 at 11:36 AM
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In the most gripping news segment ever, yesterday Fox News broadcasted a man committing suicide on live TV.  An Arizona police chase was being followed and filmed O.J. Simpson-style by a Fox News helicopter which captured every gory detail for our viewing pleasure. 

In a fortuitous turn of events for Fox and its viewers, the chasee got out of his car, pulled a gun from his waistband and shot himself in the head.  All of this action was caught live and broadcast on Fox news TV.

Showing a suicide on live TV is compelling for so many reasons. There is no doubt we fully support Fox News at Houston Republican.  First, freedom of the press is key to a free America.  Just like we are free to show the trailer for 'Innocence of Muslims,' Fox News has every right to show live suicides. Second, the right of every American to bear arms is a G-d given right and is the pillar of our Second Amendment.  Third, showing our children that guns don't kill people, people kill people (and sometimes themselves), is an important life lesson. 

Facts are facts; some people deserve to die.  As Americans, we have the right to see that on live TV.  This suicide should be shown over and over as a deterrent to other criminals who intend to flee the police. Please join me in calling for Fox News to broadcast executions live from Huntsville, Texas to prove to the world that capital punishment works best when it is shown in its full Technicolor, HD glory.  G – D bless America and God bless Fox News. 

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