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Fear is Good

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:38 AM
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Science shows Republicans sport oversized reptilian hindbrains of bloated amygdala long on fear and anger and short on creative solutions, and C. Wad may just have the biggest amygdala science has ever seen. He reminds me fondly of the Bears Dick Butkus, who was always my hero as a kid.

I remember an interviewer once asked Butkus, "You played with such violent intensity that the game seemed personal. Did you feel real animosity toward your opponents?" Old No. 51 said, "If there wasn't any, I usually tried to create some."

The boys who planned Operation Northwoods couldn't have said it better. And Pat Robertson – who openly called for assassinating Hugo Chavez and other "uncooperative"  world leaders – couldn't have said better what C. Wad ejaculated about nuking a whole pile of Arabs for the behavior of a few. God Bless the Republican party preachers – like Pat and, well, C. Wad – for expressing righteous anger and calling for wanton violence, and God Bless America.

And for any Lib pansies out there expecting us to give Arabs therapy and understanding, I know that Pat and C. Wad have both read extensively from the King James Bible, which is so chock full of shocking acts of vengeance and violent death against whole populations of people that condoning more of the same is really only doing what the good book teaches. (You gotta' dance with the one what brung ya'.) Old Mohammad ain't got no monopoly on bloody vengeance, and you can put that in your pipe and smoke it. Selah.