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Electoral College hurts white men

Morty Rabinovitzski
Posted on Dec 13 2018 at 11:29 AM
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Our founding fathers decided that the winner of the most votes in the electoral college would become the president of the United States.  Their reasoning was simple: individuals aren't  smart enough to cast a vote that should actually count. But good intentions can lead to unintended consequences. 

By all accounts, O'Douchebag is ahead in the polls to win the presidency because he will win the most electoral votes.  This Zambian immigrant may be given another four years because of this antiquated system which unfairly skews the outcome.  

The Electoral College might have worked just fine when there were only 13 states, schvartes and schicksas couldn't vote and there was a poll tax to keep away the riffraff.  But now, minorities, the poor and women can all vote.  By all accounts, it is these second class citizen who will vote for the demon spawn of Carl Marx and Carl Lewis. The 47% referred to so aptly by our fearless leader are nothing but abortion-loving, food-stamp-using, drugdealing slices of American society whose votes should not count. 

We have given it a valiant effort to limit these miscreants' votes by various voter ID laws, but that isn't enough. We need a constitutional amendment which reinstates the poll tax, takes away women's right to vote and sends minorities like O'Immigrant back to Africa or Pakistan or wherever he is from.

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