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Big Clint Blasts Empty Chair

C. Wadsworth
Posted on Apr 12 2018 at 9:58 AM
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Anna Coldbottom is one hot piece of ass-and her analysis of Clint Eastwood's brilliant performance art piece at our convention proves she has her brains there, too. Clint made my day by lecturing President BRocking Chair Who'sYourDaddy OLazyBoy on his utter failure. Clint told the good, the bad and the ugly and for a few dollars more, he would have gone all Magnum Force on the socialist scalawag squatting in the no longer White House.

Why lecture O'BumBoy as an empty suit when you can hector an empty chair? Clint displayed the same eloquent language skills of his best characters such as The Outlaw Josey Wales. The entire event reminded me of Any Which Way but Loose: and we all know who the baboon is.

Let me also drop a bomb of praise for Mitt Romney's sterling oratory. As a proud Texan and a child of the extraction industries that make our state great, I particularly loved his rebuke of the simpering limp wrists who want to "save our planet". Frankly, I am in favor of our continuing legitimate rape of Mother Earth to fuel our endless spiral of military-industrial glory. Thank God (and He is a MAN BTW) this convention PROVED our vision for America will soon heal our blinded populace like laser surgery. God Bless MITT! CLINT! AND THE USA!!!