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Donald Trumps America!

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Nov 14 2016 at 10:08 AM
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On your knees, America! Bow your head slightly but tilt your chin up, as Britains do for their Royals. Relax your jaw. Don't grind your teeth. Above all, smile, as you prepare to greet your new leader with the open-mouthed awe he so richly deserves. Keep tissue on hand to clean the tears, the joy from your face.

Behold the White Horse

This man is so clearly your better, and deserving of all your respect. He lives in gold-plated rooms. Where do you live? He can say whatever comes to his mind. What can you say? His wife is a supermodel. What's yours? His kids kill exotic endangered animals at private game resorts. What do yours kill? When he sees what he likes, he can "just grab her by the pussy." What can you grab, besides your own crotch? If a reality TV star (a B lister) can just grab her by the vagina, imagine the liberties a U.S. President can take.

American Empire in Twilight?

Who says America is an Empire in twilight? These are high times for Empire, my minimum wage friends. In point of fact, you can change that to minimal wage, because our new leader will be taking any minimum wage law off the table. With our party's control of the House and Senate, we won't be hearing anything further about any minimum wage. Whatever's left of the 11 million illegals we don't get rounded up and returned to their own shabby countries, we can put to work here for a lot less than whatever minimal wage Clinton's backers would have tried to force upon us. We need cheap labor, my friends, and if we can't get it from your little brown-skinned brothers who voted Democrat -- at least those who weren't too lazy to actually get off their welfare couches and vote -- then we'll get it from you.

Haves and Have Mores Rule, Fool

We are the haves and have mores, as W explained a while back, and you are either with us or against us. We've got a million or so of your own working class kind ready to use against you if you dont fall in line, a little organization called the US. Military. Maybe you've heard of it? So pull your little protests all you want. Your kind had eight years to grab her by the pussy. Now it's our turn.