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DNC Polls show Gay Muslim winning

Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Apr 11 2018 at 8:37 AM
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DNC Polls show Gay Muslim winning

– by Jack O'Mahoff

Democratic National Committee polls show dems could beat Trump in 2020 with a transsexual Arab woman or a gay Muslim kiddie raper, but the DNC thinks they have a better idea.  They want to run Hillary Clinton, give her a do-over, you see, because, you know, she’s a woman, and uh, there’s a glass ceiling, you see, and Trump is bad, they say, and Russia meddled in the last election, didn’t it?  We all know that because CNN said so, all the major media reports it so, despite a complete lack of actual evidence, it doesn’t matter because perception is reality now, whatever most people believe is true is simply true, despite any and all evidence to the contrary. 

The dems need to run Hillary again, because identity politics, victim politics is the be-all and the end-all.  Me too, you see, me too, me too me too me too me too me too me too.  It all just adds up so that the dems will run Hillary Clinton because they need to run a victim, again, to be victimized, because that’s what dems do.  They need to pose as victims to bring all those who feel like victims under the great sheltering skein of the giant donkey tent.

And that’s why we will gladly be there to victimize them again, because that’s what we do, we play the heavy, because somebody has to, somebody needs to put the kibash on identity politics, so it may as well be us, again.

Caitlyn Jenner will be their vice presidential candidate, because their polls show that a man who has had his testicles removed, along with his offending penis is beloved by all who matter, because he has victimized himself, you see, chosen to be somebody else, a pitiable creature who, when he sings Helen Reddy’s “I am woman, hear me roar,” really can roar, like a man, to silence conservative hecklers or any would-be intruders into the big dem tent, into the party that knows white men are the absolute pinnacle of evil, that unchecked, unfiltered, unobserved immigration with no restrictions is the be-all and the end-all for human existence, that allowing everyone in and trumpeting diversity as the greatest good for the greatest number is really the final final solution.

To make the dem party work takes a lot of victims, a whole lot of victims, newer and younger and (preferably) gayer than the ones already safely ensconced under the big dem tent. The dems must open the floodgates, turn off all their discriminating intelligence, ignore every lesson of the past, their own cultural heritage, their own ethnicity, which only tethers them to the ideas of a patriarchy which, of course, never worked for minorities or the millions of other hyphenated americans needed to put a democrat in the oval office. 

Oh, it wasn’t always this way for the donkey men and women who run that party.  There was a time when it stood for labor, good public schools, fair housing and bank regulation (before Bill Clinton and Barack Obama got into office), and it tried to help working men and women whatever their color, sexual preference, or gender identification.  Adults were once in charge of the big dem tent and didn’t kowtow to every special  fringe element with a private beef or pet peeve.  Those days are long gone.  Only victims, and victims’ advocates remain, are all that matter.

Related: Clinton Ally admits DNC Primary was rigged 

And so we will do just fine in the mid terms, thank you, despite the expected onslaught from CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, Washington Post, all the usual attack puppets that will continue to trumpet the complete fiction that Russia somehow stole the last election for Trump and is now meddling in this one.

Trump won it because he had to, because the world needs its victims, and that’s ALL the democrats now stand for, the sad-sack victims of white men’s aggression.  The dense dems don’t want a winner, they can’t stand a winner. And so they will offer up more losers, because that’s what best fits their identity politics.  All their losers need another loser with whom they can identify, and wallow, and feel their peculiar particular pain with in the long road to servitude, to victimhood, which is now their entire raison d'ê tre. 

Meanwhile, they will get so sick of our winning some more that all they will have left is more whining, which is one task at which they really excel.

 

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