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CRACKERS! Keep off my Daughter

Toby Thomas
Posted on Nov 04 2018 at 2:00 PM
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I be powerful moved by watching that girl child Rachel JEANTEL bein picked on by these creepy ass crackers on my TV. First thing I gots to say is: If I had a daughter, she would look like Rachel JEANTEL, if one of my baby mamas was a hippo at the Houston Zoo.

Next, I gots to say what her words mean to my peeps. A cracker can be a whip holding massa or a bland Saltine. An ass cracker can be a butt pirate or a rump ranger. A creepy ass cracker is a top tooling the hood for young black booty cakes or in the case of that Beaner George Zimmerman, a Maricon on a manhunt.

I thinks that bald white lawyer who picked on Rachel ought to be dropped in the middle of Miami Gardens and bitch walked up to a Haitian house. KNOCK KNOCK!! WHO DAT? WHO CARE? DIE CASPER, YOU BLUE EYED DEVIL!!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Now don't you bird shit Bubbas round here ever call Toby a token agin, or I"ll bust a nut in your bleach boy bungholes.