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Jack O'Mahoff
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 10:11 AM
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Our Toby is up in arms about a white Houston Republican, Dave Wilson, posing as a black man to get elected to a college board position. How else was he going to GET elected? Toby, My man, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, as they say. Our black (white) Houston republican learned from the best – Barrack Obama – that bending the old genealogy tree a little bit to the black or white, or just flat-out lying about your past, is sometimes the only way to get into office. So be it.

Would Obama be blackening the white house now if he hadn't pretended to be a street black from the hood trapped in the body of a mulatto when he was courting the black vote, or pretending to be a mostly calm, eloquent white man trapped in the body of a mulatto when he was courting the white vote?

Every politico has a little Zelig in him, the ability to pretend to be whatever the electorate requires to feel the kind of kinship in shared victimhood that prompts one to vote for his own kind.

We ain't never going to get back into the white house, Toby, if we don't learn to play this game at least as well as Oby one Obummer has. Get right, get white! We need more and blacker Republicans to take back the white house in 2016, and also to cash in on the mid-terms coming up. We can no longer fight with one hand tied behind our backs, but if we need to fight with one hand tied behind our backs, let's tie the white one behind the back and swing with the black, because we all know black boxers are superior and swing harder and meaner than your white ones. Cheers!