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Announcing The Torture Club!

C. Wadsworth
Posted on Feb 03 2016 at 9:09 AM
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Exciting news from out restaurant entity Underprivepged Belly on Upper Kitrbyl On Frodays and Saturdays starting next weekend in time for the holidays, we are opening THE TORTURE CLUB from midnight to sunrise. Check out the exciting rooms we have devised.

THE GOOK ROOM: Our own Daon Lo will use his Vietnamese heritage to give you a manicure you will never forget. Try The McCain special for extra effect.

THE WATERBOARDING LPUNGE: We offer your choice of Evian, Fiji, or San Plligino-going up your nose and into your lunngs!

ANAL REHYDRATION AREA: We won't waste the expensive water on your anus. Our own Toby Thos will shove in a tube you"ll never forget!

THE ELIZABETH WARREN WAREN: You want a butt ugly double bagger dominatrix to teach you some discipline? Show your Citigroup employee ID for a free bailout no matter how much you spend. Champagne & Cocaine included!

Enhance your experience of existence in our at THE TORTURE CLUB! Never a cover, except over the faces of your torturers.!