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Anna's Awesome Ass-ignment

C. Wadsworth
Posted on Dec 09 2014 at 8:34 AM
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Anna Coldbottom's latest post brings to mind a bimbo I tried to bang earlier this year whose idea of whispering sweet nothings in my ear was "I like it in the rear" repellent yet compelling.

Coldbottom's solution to police brutality is as elegant as a James Avery cross burning across her chest. OF COURSE, cops should have a license to kill, particularly any non-whites who dare question their God like authority. I pledge the full resources of to lobby our Governor-non Erect Addled to make passing such legislation his top priority. Look to this space for notice of a future benefit in support of Anna'a awesome ass-SIGNMENT at our restaurant  UNDERPRIVILEGED BELLY on Upper Kirby. 

Like the sumptuous sorority sister she was and will always be, Anna has hit it hard here just as she did all the frat boys she banged in college to get back at her distant Daddy. Our glorious law enforcers are really all our violent Daddies: they just beat us for our own good. So a belt to Anna's ass and your face if you don't agree.



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