The Rabbi's World
Morty (Rabbi) Rabinovitski pumps chosen people blood into our already bulging, multi-ethnic-blood-engorged staff. The former rabbi brings the political muscle of the Ubermensch Zionist. With Morty aboard, we can play the anti-Semitic trump card on anyone who disagrees with us. Morty launched his own temple, a forerunner of the Jews for Jesus cult, before he was ex-communicated for marrying a shiksa. His former cult leader status gives him a unique perspective to show all the positive aspects of cult life in the necessary defense of our GOP's cult leader extraordinaire Mitt Romney. Morty believes schvartze have a place in our society but not in the white house. He is anti immigration, pro life and believes the Americans would have won gold in the Olympic shooting competitions if the targets were shaped like Trayvon Martin.
Morty Rabinovitzski Stories
Got Chutzpah? 7:39 PM, Aug 28 2013
George Zimmerman, Not a Jew 4:10 PM, Jul 21 2013
YMCA invades NBA 3:07 PM, May 01 2013
The Masters rules of Race 3:57 PM, Apr 13 2013
Rutgers Coach Right 3:24 PM, Apr 06 2013
We delivered, Romney failed 5:58 PM, Nov 09 2012
Rabbi's Five for Romney 10:43 PM, Nov 05 2012
Electoral College hurts white men 2:27 PM, Nov 02 2012
Cure Meningitis with Phone Sex 3:46 PM, Oct 12 2012
Obama KO'd in First Debate 6:50 PM, Oct 05 2012
Romney: Master Debater 6:48 PM, Oct 07 2012
Fox News to win Peabody 4:44 PM, Sep 29 2012
Topless Air Force One! 2:58 PM, Sep 25 2012
We win in a Schvartzeoff 8:43 PM, Sep 24 2012
Obama lies on illegals 8:42 PM, Sep 24 2012
Romney and Commie Care 8:31 PM, Sep 17 2012
Democrats Butt Ugly 9:12 PM, Sep 06 2012
Ryan Schvartze Game Changer 2:09 PM, Aug 23 2012
Akin Crucified for Honesty Top 10 Lies of Women 7:21 PM, Aug 22 2012
Akin Refuses to Abort Senate Run 3:09 PM, Aug 22 2012
Legitimate Rape cannot Impregnate 4:38 PM, Aug 21 2012
Ryan Pulls out his Personhood 3:45 PM, Aug 19 2012
Poor don't Pay Taxes Either 7:26 PM, Aug 19 2012
Social Security is Socialist! 7:08 PM, Aug 19 2012
Obamacare is an Obamination! 7:05 PM, Aug 19 2012
No Coke, Pepsi 3:44 PM, Aug 19 2012
Jews, Rejoice for Ryan! 7:23 PM, Aug 14 2012