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Hardy Bohner World

Hardy Bohner was forced to leave the priesthood when he realized that whenever he came close enough to an attractive woman to smell her scent, he couldn't keep an erection down in his priest garments. We're keeping him on staff and the payroll as a goodwill gesture/sacrifice to the one true God while he looks for other work.


Hardy Bohner Stories

Wendy Davis is Dangerous 6:08 PM, Aug 12 2013

Priest likes Weiner Showing 4:56 PM, Aug 06 2013

The Gay Problem 6:11 PM, Mar 22 2013

We got Romneyed 10:57 PM, Nov 12 2012

Rapists Go With God 9:19 PM, Oct 26 2012

Ryan aborts his pro life stance 6:35 PM, Oct 12 2012

Kicking Pregnancy 5:45 PM, Aug 21 2012

Butt Sex Blues? 3:44 PM, Aug 19 2012

Religion IS my party 7:24 PM, Aug 14 2012

Ex-Priest likes Women 6:50 PM, Aug 19 2012

Sacrifice

Something must be sacrificed
Brought under the knife
Sheep, woman, child, or man
For the cloven-hoofed ham
Who sits at the head
Of the Chamber of Commerce.
His reddening members savor best
A feast of children served al dente
The energy of innocence
Tastes like roast duck, smells like victory
Burning with the villagers' heads on pikes,

glowing in a thousand points of light