Elephant in the Room
Communist Plot of Correctness by C. Wadsworth Longfellow
Jack O'Mahoff is absolutely right about the creeping Commie kudzu of political correctness. These Fascists want to force me to respect every Fag, Negro, Gook, Spic and Bitch I encounter on a daily basis. They even want me to let them in the Petroleum Club as if they were Ragheads with oil money. Well, FUCK YOU THOUGHT POLICE! My mind is blissfully free of any concern for these ignorant inferiors unless they serve my immediate needs.
When white men ruled the world as God intended, I was free to say and do whatever I wanted to these assorted foreigners and freaks. As if the results of the 2012 election were not disgusting enough, I am now expected to watch what I say and even treat them as equal? What the hell is happening in this blessed nation of ours? My new goal is to viciously insult anyone with the temerity to evidence any deviation from the norm. And I represent the norm according to every righteous standard. So take that you PC pussys! Just like the Godly Arizona woman who ran over her husband for not voting for Romney, I hope I can run my American-built, gas-guzzling luxury car right over the lazy asses of these "Have a Nice Day" spouting socialists. To All of you who disagree: if you REALLY want me to have a nice day: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY OR DROP DEAD!!!
Commie Plot boils U.S. by Jack O'Mahoff
When English writer Evelyn Waugh first visited the U.S., he was required to complete paperwork that included the question: "Do you plan any subversive activities that would challenge the authority of the United States government?" Waugh wrote, "Sole purpose of visit." He was detained at Customs. Whenever he heard our mind-numbing, "Have a nice day," he responded, "I have other plans."
Political Correctness was a threat first trotted out by Joe Stalin to keep people quiet. The U.S. left has taken the project to new heights to create and control consumer automatons. If you imagine yourself immune, think of something as simple as the limited discourse you engage in daily in offices, elevators, health clubs, bars, stores, restaurants, homes, virtually everywhere. When the mindless drone next to you says, "Have a nice day," how do you answer?
We need strong responses to snap people out of the tragic slumber that got Obama re-elected. Fire off one of these the next time some Commie orders you to, "Have a nice day."
a. I have other plans, Comrade.
b. You go to hell!
c. There will be no more nice days until we get a republican back in the white house.
d. I was planning to, until you said that.
e. Thanks for inviting me into your cult of mindless phrasing and Orwellian groupthink.
f. I don't need your permission. Fuck off.
g. Let's you and me have a nice day together, fellow traveler. Let's drink from a plastic garbage can of Kool-Aide. Obama has a FEMA brigade serving some up in Hoboken. I hear N.J. is lovely this time of year.
Bush Bonus: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." – George W. Bush, 5 August 2004
Sometimes, the truth hides hilariously in plain sight. We miss the clarity of George Bush, especially his tongue-in-cheek (foot-in-mouth) truthiness that could leave those not with us defecating in their crinkled khakis.